Sorry for the absence

As of late I've been busy with my new job and setting up a sports blog, I currently write for a variety blog which doesn't attract many sport readers, so I'm going to be setting up my own sports blog, and need to find knowledgable sport bloggers. So I'll be busy with that for a bit.

I'm gonna break a rule.

Dan said I couldn't talk about my football. But it's been a long day, so by the end of this post, it will have been mentioned.

I took my grandmother to see Despicable Me today. IT'S SO FLUFFAYYYYYYYY. I sniffled at the end. It was cute. And I want an army of minions! Oh and, Vector is the best villian ever. Because his "crimes have direction and magnitude." I am a math nerd.

On a side note - I just noticed I have the option to type in html. I love html. It's so easy. *Switches to html*

Anyway. After the movie we had lunch at Subway and went shopping. I found a dress for my aunt's wedding in August. It's orange, omg. And knee length and strapless and has pockets. It's so not me, it's absolutely ridiculous.

On a serious note, they changed the drinking age to 21. So my plans of going out with my cousin, Siera (aka the pretty one in the family because she was Miss Guam Universe), were scrapped. So I'mn stuck at home on a Friday night and it's boring.

OKAY. RULE BREAKING TIME.

Thierry Henry is a legend. L-E-G-E-N-D. France captain. Arsenal captain. Barcelona striker. He went to the MLS to play for the Red Bulls (our Rivals on the 95) and scored in his debut match against Tottenham (who play in the English Premiership). And DC is proving to me once again that they may be the winningest club in MLS history but they currently suck huevos. Seriously. I am so disheartened :'(

That is all. Before Dan kills me.

Toodles.

I like hugs

As pointed out by the two newest contributors to the blog, Joey and Alexys. But to be honest those are the two people I hug the most, Alexys cause I never see her and I'm always missing her, and Joey cause she hates hugs which makes me wanna hug her a lot more

In your face Dan

BAM! 2 blogs

World... get ready for the JOSTER!

Hi everyone,

I'm Jo, Joey, Johana, Awesomeness, Coolness, All mighty, Sweetness (if you ask Dan what my name is). I'm here because Penny short aka Saltine aka Dan Wyatt invited me because well he wants to show off that he has friends...

Anyways I met this guy in high school... 9th grade actually =D! when i was trying to teach him how to dance... RESULT: NEVER HAPPENED -_-!.... but if u ask him he'll say hes the greatest dancer EVER, followed by a demonstration hehe.

MOVING ON... oh! dude loves to hug! i know right! seriously he should have been part of the the full house cast! he'll hug u because you're sad, because you're happy, because hes happy, because he's sad, because you're name is Jo, because is Tuesday, because is 2010, because is 9:00 am.... SERIOUSLY!! What else can I say about Fatso?? oh! one time i went to a stand up comedy that he did and i was his escort... it was pretty amazing let me tell you dude made me laugh... haha... Oh btw hes always doing that.. either hugging the shit out of people or making them laugh...

Oh well dudes and dudettes! i don't know what else to say... except I REFUSE TO TALK ABOUT SPORTS IN THIS BLOG... well except if i talk about the players and how hot they are..I'M IN =) alright well I'm out
CHIKA CHIKA YEAH!
-Jo the Great

Fasten your seatbelts, everybody.

Hello Interwebs, this is your captain speaking. We have been cleared for take-off.

You know, I wish I was as funny in real life as I try to be here. The name's Alix, aka lilstrawberry, which is a nickname I received from the all-powerful omnipotent Dan Wyatt after I tried my hand at rapping (hey, it was for charity, alright?). You wanna know why? Because strawberries are "cute, small, harmless, and everyone loves them." His words, not mine. Although did you know a lot of people are actually allergic to strawberries?

Anyway. I was invited here because I'm Dan's best friend. I've known him for seventeen years. Yep. Seventeen long years. I moved into the house across the street from his when we were two and we started kindergarten together before I moved later that year. And we've stayed in touch since, especially since I moved back to the tri-state area two years ago. So you could say I know him best.

And let me tell you, the boy is a weirdo. He likes to hug anyone and everyone, especially me. He has an unhealthy obsession with the Washington Redskins and the MMA. He's like my brother, so he pesters me any chance he gets. And He is one hell of a good stand-up comic, I will give him that. Oh, and he's in a movie.

That's Dan.

And I have no idea what I will be contributing to this blog. Besides my awesomeness as Dan said I'm not allowed to talk about football (read SOCCER) because he hates it. Which makes me sad and I'm trying to convert him but no luck thus far.

So fasten your seatbelts, everybody. Because AirAlix is taking off.

~Alix

Capitalism is awesome

Go America

It was 100 degrees out today

And I spent it in army gear playing dress up for a movie. I say dress up cause even though I was standing there for close to 8 hours I had maybe two minutes of camera time. I came home with a swollen throat, pounding headache, and was sore all over. Thank god after taking an amount of advil that is not recommended by the surgeon general I have lost 2/3 of those ailments, unfortunately I'm still very sore and tired, that's why this is being posted from my iPhone. Thank god for the iPhone.

So once again feel free to email me at danwyatt221@yahoo.com if you have any comments or questions. And feel free to check out the other blogs I write for (just a note they're mostly sports related).

It was 100 degrees out today

Movie shoot

So this saturday and sunday I'll be acting in a movie called, Company of the Damned. It's a low budget indie film but exciting all the same, weve already shot two scenes where I had no lines at all (I had a line but it was cut). This weekend I'm excited though because I have a couple lines and actually play a major role in two of the scenes, I'm not going to reveal for what reason, but it's exciting none the less. We'll be shooting out in Manassas Virginia, right next to Manassas battle field. That's about a 45 minute drive from my house. It's actually interesting how I got this role in the first place, see I'm not an actor, just a really bad comedian, but one of the people working on the film was friends with my old rugby coach, so when they needed zombie extras they asked for rugby players, so I signed up. After I had already become a zombie I recieved another email, from the director this time, saying that the actor who was to play Kyle Flick had dropped off the face of the earth and wasn't responding to emails or phone calls anymore, so they were in need of somebody to play a 23 year old male, and they needed one quickly as the shooting was this weekend. Thankfully I fit the description and was able to move up the ranks to an actual speaking role with no prior experience, or even having to read for the role.

So even though I would love to talk more about the actual acting I don't want to give to much away, so I'll leave you with that, the movie will be released on DVD and possibly some film festivles, so once its for sale I'll leave the info on how to buy it, and if it makes any film festivles than I'll let you know which ones and ticketing information.

I also write for a more sports orientated blog, you can check it out here http://602k7l.blogspot.com/, I just recently wrote a rant about James Toney.

Also if you have any questions for me, you can email me at danwyatt221@yahoo.com